Valentine's Day Is Over-Rated?

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

~ Tracy Smith

What Did You Do To Help Haiti?

If you can't feed a hundred people just feed one.

~ Mother Theresa

Do Lengthy Blog Posts Bore You?

A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket.

~ Charles Peguy

How Do You Keep Your PC/Laptop Clean?

Machines are worshipped because they are beautiful, and valued because they confer power; they are hated because they are hideous, and loathed because they impose slavery.

~ Bertrand Russell

3 Adjectives Your Friends Will Probably Use To Describe You?

Life is partly what we make it, and partly it is made by the friends we choose.

~ Tennessee Williams

McDonald's, Burger King, Or Subway?

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

~ Buddy Hackett

What Makes you Nervous?

I get nervous when I don't get nervous. If I'm nervous I know I'm going to have a good show.

~ Beyonce Knowles