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Spaghetti!
ReplyDeleteLobster!
ReplyDeleteGros poids, cauliflowers...they contain high amounts of hydrogen sulphite which result in the emission of noxious gases during the process of digestion :)) just imagine ... instead of a silent whisper on the first date, you make a silent fart :))))
ReplyDeleteand also anything that creates a mess - crab claws, lobster...
ReplyDeleteanything that sticks between the teeth- brede cresson :))....
anything that causes halitosis- garlic sauce (but it does have some aphrodisiac effects, so :))
Popcorn.
ReplyDeletecornflakes
ReplyDeleteCrabs, lobsters or any other seafood with shell. Too messy to eat on a first date.
ReplyDeleteDon't order her a non-veg dish knowing full well that she is veg! And then don't enjoy the look on her face and the disgust on her lips while she comes to terms with a major pwnage of her whole belief system or a radical change in her lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteDon't keep glass of wine away from her at all times. It will not stain your suit.
If you end up doing all of the above and she still comes back to your flat, she's a keeper!